#like just go fasterrrrr

[donexmiras]

Bro my endo appointment is in less then a month and I'm losing my miiiind

[bloodsugarsex]

HELP me.

[pockyyasii]

tysm for letting me rant LMFAO

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ 「 1. one in a billion 」 • jake's pre-chorus oml • heeseung's chorus 🧎🧎

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ 「 2. criminal love 」 • guess what was stuck in my head during my test 💀 • criminal lo-o-o-ve is the best part (and the pre-chorus) • sunki and heewon parts live rent-free in my mind • the DANCE? oml sunghoon's body gunshot thing is so attractive

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ 「 3. fatal trouble 」 • the BACKING TRACK?? • heeseung's raw vocals in the chorus OML • i live for the harmonies • mv was a bit underwhelming but im still so proud!! • sooha << engene • ni-ki vocalist era??

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ 「 4. teeth 」 • "so baby, come and get it, anything you want" • teeth really filled my delusional • maknae + heeseung DEVOURED • "you make me so thirsty" ummm BUT its enhypen so its okay • the beat drop ahhhh

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ 「 5. lucifer 」 • enhypen deep voices 😵‍💫 • jake's "i love it i i love it" ACTUALLY BYE • jay's chorus was actually so good • his HIGH NOTES HAD MORE POTENTIAL OML • sunghoon's raps were actually smth i never thought i needed • THE CHORUS WAS SO GOOD • the "ooh ooh ohh" was so gooddd • chaconne's sister

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ 「 6. scream 」 • ENHYPEN UPBEAT SONGS?? • its just like their debut era, it was nice to get an upper side dreamin' feeling song again • THE GUITAR RIFF • honest songs like a pop song on the radio • THE PRE-CHORUS?? >> • SCREAM CAUSE WE WANNA GO FASTERRRRR • i love vocalist ni-ki (mai boi got a chorus??)

anyways i LOVEE the albulm but ENHYPEN really needs a break </3

[hartshorn-and-isinglass]

Spouse, bless him, is trying to convince me that he's proud of all the progress I've been making on the studio and violin and I'm just like, "but WHY IT NO GO FASTERRRRR".

It's funny how coming back to violin has unearthed a remnant of the old, reactive, dysfunctional me that I was as a teenager. I know I have to be careful about this sort of impatience and try to stay curious rather than be hard on myself. I am just so bent about the studio not coming together sooner and how much time it's taken just to set Dolce up.

I think he's impressed because literally for the entire decade-plus he's known me he has never seen me this laser-focused on anything, ever. He's seen me do little short-term creative things, nothing with this level of scope and ambition. And he's seen me do a lot of giving up on other things, because I was a half-dead blob of goo while I was working through my backlog of trauma in therapy.

In case you were wondering... no, I have not told him about the Muse yet LOL. Even though it's not like, a real thing... I still feel like the level of significance that it holds for me does kind of oblige me to mention it at some point. I just have no idea where to even start. This is the first Muse I've had since we met and I never even bothered to explain any of how that works to him because I thought that part of my life was done. Also, it literally wasn't until the fifth Muse that I realized there was a pattern at all. "Hey, just so you know, I'm in Snapewives with an IRL person who doesn't know I exist and the reason I have brainworms about violin is because of them..." probably needs to be workshopped a bit.

[lihikainanea]

I actually love the French accent! Him sitting on the couch in all white looking Daddy AF and he says "new management" ... ya I lose my shit every time!!! In all the interviews he's did yesterday they always show the clip of him at the table talking to John Wick. When it starts with him saying "come here ... " in that whisper French accent??? FUUUCCCKKKKK 🤤 But I'm with you on not liking all the violence so I won't go see it. But I sure as Hell will be watching all the clips I can lol

YOU ARE FAST, RICKY BOBBY. BUT I'M FASTERRRRR.

It's legit all I can think about :-P I just can't do it, babes. Why not just make the villain swedish and he can talk in that beautiful accented lilt that he has.

[thelunaticghost]

i absolutely hate when i have to download a different IDE for a different programing language

[tyunni]

when you're sick !! - tomorrow x together edition.

txt masterlist. library.

a/n: i'll probably make an enha version soon enough just needed to feed my moa followers ilya sm ☹️☹️ probably not my best work but <//3

warnings: feeling sick obviously, mentions of... having to yk... use the bathroom??? I SWEAR ITS NOT THAT WEIRD, not proofread, english isnt my first language. genre: fluff. fluff. fluff. angst if u squint and tilt ur head to the side.

yeonjun (연준)

mom mode.

honestly, wants to scold you for being careless, but then again he knows that it's not the best idea, since you are sick and him being a whiny baby about it won't really help.

but you still know that he's lowkey higkey kinda upset with you.

how? because he literally sulks, pouts, sighs, and is just being extremely dramatic.

honestly your cold isn't that bad, you're literally feeling fine, except maybe some sniffles and coughs from time to time, and yeonjun is also aware of that.

honestly he's only mad because now you two can't cuddle or kiss or just have any sort of physical contact. damn he can't even hold your hand!!

and it's not like you're telling him to stay away from you, no. he's the one pushing you away. HE'S SO ANNOYING ABOUT IT TOO OMG-

just stretches his long ass arm out & tells you to keep your respectful 1m distance from him, because he doesn't want to get sick !!! like fr he's very serious about this.

"whoA WHOA WHOA THERE, Y/N!!! don't come any closer."

he really doesn't want to risk getting sick, because he's an idol!!!! and has a lot of stuff to do!!! and a busy schedule !!!

but if you're hurt by his actions and whine about missing his touch, he'll instantly feel bad. apologizes profusely, because he never meant to make you sad :(

gives you all the love and affection you ask for, will even feed you soup with his own two hands to help you get better asap. but he still complains.

"y/n my hands are tireddddd slurp your soup fasterrrrr :/"

yeah... he still gets sick, though. and blames it all on you (rightfully so).

"hmph, this is your fault y/n!! explain all of this to my manager now." >:|

can't stay mad for too long tho bcuz you start being all lovey dovey & touchy with him. if you apologize he'll immediately melt into a puddle, like his gaze visibly softens. and you have to hold in your laughter bcuz it's literally so easy for you to get your way with him, he's too whipped.

doesn't let go of you for as long as his cold lasts, for karma of course.

"yeonjun, baby, my handsome boyfriend, the love of my life, let me go i need to pee-" "OH YOU NEED TO PEE HUH?!??! SHOULDVE THOUGHT ABT THAT BEFORE YOU GOT ME SICK. YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE."

eventually lets you go bcuz he's worried you're gonna have a little accident...

soobin (수빈)

very calm calm and understanding NOT.

he's mad and is not afraid to show it. angry soobin is one of my biggest fears..... yeah........... terrifying bruh-

the second he sees your text saying you got a fever he is on his way, dropping everything he was doing previously to come and visit you. basically barges into your room, visibly mad, swinging the door open, while you're just peacefully taking a nap.

but when he sees you get startled by the sudden noise, barely being able to lift your eyelids open to check who tf just broke into your house, his anger lowkey kinda perishes. :(

just sighs lovingly, breaking into a lopsided grin as he watches you physically jump out of your bed, struggling to keep your balance.

"its just me y/n, get back in bed!!"

tucks you in nicely, even if it's boiling outside, you have to stay warm (ノಠ益ಠ)

the first thing he does is he grabs a mask and wears it when he's around you. bcuz he's a responsible boy !! even if he himself gets sick he doesn't want to infect the other members.

the next thing he does is he caresses your face, cupping your cheeks in his hands, telling you to be more careful next time.

still a little angry though, but mostly at himself since he couldn't prevent this from happening to you.

(he also gets sick btw, but instead of complaining he just deals with it and faces the reality)

beomgyu (범규)

simultaneously the best and the worst person to have around when you're sick 😬

one second he's cooing at you, babying you and not letting you move a muscle. but the next thing you know he's forcing you out of bed because he's bored and wants to watch horror movies in the living room.

and he's too afraid of watching alone. like he has to have someone to sacrifice to the ghosts in case they end up visiting yk??

"y/n, come onnn, you can't be that sick :(" "gyu, you carried me to the bathroom like 5 minutes ago because you said i shouldn't waste my energy, are you serious??" "THATS NOT THE POINT?!?!!"

ends up carrying you to the couch and throwing himself on top of you, nuzzling his head in the crook of your neck as you squirm away from him because:

1. his hair is tickling you. one more soft lock brushing against your skin and you'll start wheezing uncontrollably.

2. you're literally sick????? and he has a busy schedule, he can't afford being ill ;^

but he still won't budge, telling you he has the best immune system out there. reassuring you that he will, indeed, be just fine.

"believe me babe i haven't been ill since... the last time i've been ill. trust me on this one"

surprisingly, he somehow keeps his promise and doesn't get sick?? a man of his word ig? like he really shows no sign of being sick whatsoever.

runny nose? nope. sore throat? nope. fever? oh you mean that one song by enhypen??

anyways stan the owner of the best immune system stan beomgyu 😋🤞🏻

taehyun (태현)

he's probably the most mature about it, to be fair. he knows it can happen, we're all human beings after all.

instead of scolding you or being overly upset, he focuses more on you and how you're feeling both physically and mentally.

need medication?? he's on his way to the store. need food?? he's already in the kitchen making you soup. feeling grumpy and just want him to be by your side??? he puts on his mask and sits right there next to you to keep you company.

honestly best boyfriend award goes to: taehyun!!!

although he would prefer not to have any sort of physical contact with you at the moment, if you're extra pouty that you have a sore throat and can't talk without coughing, he'll put his own health aside and cuddle you if it makes you feel any better.

honestly thinks you're just so adorable. the way you scrunch up your nose when you sniffle, your eyes slightly brimming up with tears when medication tastes bitter, your hands clasped together, rubbing desperately to feel some sort of warmth even though the heater is set pretty high.

he feels bad for thinking you look so cute, but he can't help it !!

taehyun coos at you from time to time. checking your temperature and then replacing his palm that's softly pressed against your forehead with his lips, placing a gentle kiss.

so soft for you, you can't even imagine :((

he isn't even mad if he gets sick himself, but definitely expects you to look after him like he looked after you!! bcuz he deserves it!!!!! >:(

anyways as i was saying, best boyfriend.

huening kai (휴닝카이)

also one of the mature ones,,, but he's pretty awkward with it. mature but dramatic at the same time.

he really wants to get you to feel better soon and he's determined to buy you the correct meds !!!

probably blows up your phone, asking you if he's buying the right bottle. even sends you pics so u assure him that, yes, he is indeed buying the correct one. but he still somehow manages to buy the entire store because "he didn't want to get the wrong one"

really cute. like really really cute.

pouts when he doesn't see progress like 0.5 seconds after you drink your medicine. he's genuinely so worried. sometimes too worried so you end up having to calm him down.

but when you wake him up at midnight, teary eyed, telling him how you can't fall asleep because your nose is too stuffy and it bothers you, he tells you:

"see??? i wasn't too worried it is actually bad. smh 😐😐 how dare you tell me i'm overdramatic."

but then realizes he's being a bit of a butt, sooooo....

he really doesn't know what to do, just stays up with you doing whatever (usually just talking) until you're tired enough to fall sleep.

when he asks you a question and you don't answer he gets a tad bit worried, he really thinks you just passed out or something. but when he looks down at you in his arms, your cheek pressed against his chest, eyes closed and your soft snores matching the steady beating of his heart he relaxes.

probably gets ill too but its only because he can't keep his lips off yours even when you're sick ☹️

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[jungkook-haven]

Summer with Benefits|jjk 21+

"Hey YN, We're going somewhere today.We might get home late and you'll be alone here.Is that ok?" Your older brother,Taehyung,asked while packing his stuff to his bag. "Yeah sure." You're currently staying at their dorm,along with his fellow BTS members,which you normally do on summer.And you're going to school anyway,so you'll,probably spend most of your time outside the house. He was about to leave when he said,"Oh!I forgot!Jungkook's going home early from his training.Ok lil sis?" "Umm what?"you asked,trying to hide the shock from your expression.Or was it really shock or excitement? "Lock the doors before you leave ok?keep safe.Love u!"He said and gave you a peck on the cheek. "You too.Dont exhaust yourself too much.Love u!"You said and waved him goodbye. When he was already out of sight,you sighed."Fuck,Jungkook and I.Alone in the house.For one  whole effing day."You said to yourself. You and Jungkook had this skin to skin relationship.You started as bestfriends,maybe.Or with benefits.It started when you two 'accidentally' got too drunk while the hyungs are away and you were both alone in the house one night.Both of you hadn't controlled your emotions and desires that time,especially because you were both young and curious.(You were 18 and Jungkook 's 20.)Jungkook was your first time and you think you were also his.You continued doing it eventually,when someone initiates or when you two are in the mood.You've been doing it from quite some time,but its not that serious and you haven't seen him for like a month.Maybe he's not interested with me anymore?It,s fine with me.You said,convincing yourself that what you felt for him was only for the sex and that it's nothing really special. *********** You came home from a hot and exhaustin day from school,sweating as fuck.It was summer in Korea,and its a normal day but still,the temperature's crazy.You let yourself fall on the sofa,panting from walking from school to your house.You were still in your uniform,but you didn't care,since you're just on your own anyway.Then suddenly you heard a door open from one room.Jungkook's room.You were startled.Wtf yn,how can you forget that Jungkook's home early today?You scolded yourself a bit. "Oh YN.Y-you're back.I-thought you were..sorry I'll just put some new clothes on." He was wearing a  thin white shirt and wearing his jeans.His excessive sweating made his shirt transparent highlighting his perfectly toned body. He was holding a soda can on one hand and a towel on his shoulder.He looked so hot,with the wet hair and anything.Youre starting to think about inappropriate shit.Fuck yn,like what I expected.Get your shit together and try not to be affected as much as  possible.You took a deep breath. "N-no its ok.I really dont mind.Its not like ive never seen you naked before."Oh fuck.what did i just said?you said to yourself.There was an awkward silence. "What was it again?"he asked,mocking you and pretending he did not hear it.There was a lustful smirk forming in his perfectly curved lips. "Nothing nothing it was nothing..."You denied. "Oh my god,YN why are you doing this to me...."He said,moving closer to you.He leaned in to your ear and whispered."Are you trying to turn me on or are you just really that oblivious?."He said in a husky voice,making you shiver. Fuck,you were getting wet.You cant help it and without even thinking,you grinded your hips on him and moaned.His smirk widened,and with that he pinned you down,putting your hands above your head kissing you harshly you can barely breathe because ha was licking sucking and biting your lip.You see that Jungkook had became better in foreplay since your last sex together,and that was about a year ago.Of course,you always see each other,but you two are always surrounded by the members especially your brother taehyung and you two have to act like nothing's going on between the two of you.Friendship.That's all. The hot atmosphere just made the scene more hornier.The kiss lasted for about a minute.You both pulled away,gasping for air.He removed his shirt and jeans leaving him only in his boxers.He then continued kissing you again and moved to your neck.He unbuttoned the first three buttons on your blouse.He kissed and sucked at the skin,making you moan.You were not afraid to make noise since you were alone."You like that huh?"Jungkook breathed in my skin.He continued and literally ripped your blouse,since he got frustrated removing the buttons one by one.But then he removed your bra,exposing your big breasts in front of his eyes."Damn,those are big."Jungkook said sexily.He leaned in and sucked your nipples,massaging the other one.He was swirling his tongue around it,making you moan loud."Uhh Jungkoooook ~"you moaned.He smirked,satisfied by your reaction.He then moved to the other one,doing the same thing.You were moaning all the time,but he loved it.He grinded his erect cock on your skirt,making you moan with the sensation.He kept grinding while kissing your breast and stomach.He was making you so wet. Then he hiked up your skirt and started to tease you.He rubbed your clothed core with his hands,groping and caressing it."Mmmm Jungkook just do me alreadyyy~" "Yes babe just wait and be a good girl."He Said sexily.He had also learned to dirty talk better,making him hotter and sexier in your eyes.He slowly slid your panties down,exposing how soaking wet you are."Oh my my my~look at this wet pussy."he teased.He spread your legs while you layed on your back.You just can't wait for him to start.He started playing with your clit with his hands,eventually inserting his finger in your core.He removed his hands and licked it."I want more of you"he said and buried his face into your pussy,eating you out.He was aggressive,licking and sucking your clit and your entire pussy.You were a moaning mess.He putted his tongue in and out of you,licking its walls."Jungkook AHHH~fasterrrrr Unggg"you moaned.He moved faster,making you crazy with the pleasure overtaking your body.Jungkook was sucking and licking at the same time,and with every flick of his tongue on your pussy made your muscles contract from head to toe with the pleasure reaching all parts of your body.And with that,you arched  your back as you cum,while Jungkook licked all the juices that came out of you with every drip. "You tasted sweet.."He said and kissed you,giving you a taste of your own cum.It was sweet ,you agreed.Tha taste of it just made you curious,how long has it been since I have tasted Jungkook?The thought suddenly made you impatient. "Now you lean over."You said ,pushing him in the sofa.He followed.You loved it how he let you take over him as if he's a deer being caught up by a lion. "What now?"he smirked "It's my turn honey"you said and licked his ear.You know he loved it when you do that. You removed his boxers and his big cock sprung out,erect and ready to go. "Geez,why are you so big?"You asked,he was around 6-7 inches. "Big enough to fill your little pussy and your pretty mouth."He laughed. With that you took his dick inside your mouth,making him moan.You swirled your tongue on the tip and pushed it as deep as it could you were about to choke,then you bobbed you head up and down in a fast pace."Uhhh YN~Don't stop uhhh~"he moaned.You love it when he moans your name.You kept licking and sucking until his cock was about to explode.You felt his dick contracting inside your mouth,signaling he was about to cum. But you,being the naughty devil as Jungkook called you sometimes,stopped your ministrations leaving Jungkook pissed with a throbbing cock waiting to be touched. "Why?!"He asked,disappointed but excited."My pussy needs some filling up."You winked which made him smirk.You stroked his dick a little,teasing it.You were on top of him,and you directed your hole to his cock,inserting it slowly still adjusting to his big size.You pushed as deep as it could.You both moaned in sync when he reached the deepest part he could.You started moving up and down,speeding up.Only your skin slapping and your moans are heard."Uhhh!Jungkook -AHHH!Unggg!"   "Ohhhh!Uhhhh!Ynnnn!" You adjusted in a more comfortable position where he can reach all your spots and started moving faster.He was now reaching your spot better and his big cock was pounding the fuck out of it."Unnng!Jungkook!"You felt weightless with the sensation Jungkook is giving you.You arched your back as you were about to cum when he pulled out and quickly flipped you to missionary position.He spread you legs in the air,giving him a better angle.He slammed his big dick hard and started thrusting up and down.He was pounding th fuck on your g spot."Uhhhh!Jungkook!Dont stop!" "It felt so hot good inside you YN~aahh~"You were both moaning messes.He adjusted and moved faster and deeper.You can't help it.Your vision is getting more and more blurry with the pleasure taking over your body.You and Jungkook both have your eyes closed with the sensation.With a last deep and hard thrust,you both cummed in sync.your whole body trembled,while Jungkook filled you up with his hot cum mixing with your own.He continued thrusting for a few times until all his juices came out until tha last drip.He removed his dick and layed beside you,both of you still catching your breath ande recovering from the pleasure."Why don't we just make it a real thing?"he suddenly asked."what do you mean?"you raised an eyebrow."Y-you and me.We've been doing this for quite a long time but this is the first st time that I'm gonna admit this to you...I-i love you YN.I've always wanted to tell you that but I thought you'd only treat me as a friend..."he kissed you on the cheek."I love you too Jungkook.Since the first time I met you,I had a huge crush on you.Sure,let's make  it real.I'll be the luckiest and happiest girl in the world "You said and gave him a peck on the lips.He bunny smiled as he hugged you tightly and you both slept holding onto each other like koala bears for the whole day.Good thing the hyungs got home the next morning after and didn't see you

[http-peachjimin]

Lust (Park Jimin) [21+]

The last time you saw Park Jimin was two months ago. He was your crush all through high school and it's just your luck that you both picked the same college. You thought you'd be able to move on when you got here but not when Jimin was strolling around campus, always in the back of your mind.

Two months ago was also the last time you'd gone to a party until now. You and Jimin came very close to fucking and every since it was awkward.

You nervously walked in with your brother Taehyung as he urged you to mingle and have some fun.

Parties weren't your thing and the worst part was that Park Jimin was there. You got a couple drinks in you to try and enjoy your time but it just wasn't working. You were too nervous to dance, boys kept grabbing your ass, and your clothes were uncomfortable! You just wanted to leave but you had already started buzzing and it wasn't safe. You walked to find Taehyung but he was drunk, making out with some girl so you were sure he was about to fuck and wouldn't be ready anytime soon. So you waited outside.

"Hey."

You already knew who it was. In the corner of your eye your could see gray tendrils of smoke swirling their way into the sky.

"Hey. W-what are you doing out here?" You mumbled.

"Smoking, what else?" He chuckled.

"How bout you, party girl? Leaving already?" He teased.

"I wish...but I'm too drunk to drive and there's no one to take me home." You replied.

"Ahh. I'm sorry but I can't either. I've had a few shots myself. What you weren't enjoying yourself?" He pried, finally scooting over toward you.

"No. Parties aren't my thing." You said flatly.

"They seemed to be your thing last time I saw you." He smirked.

You glared.

"I didn't mean it that way. It just seemed like you were having a better time." He said.

As Jimin's eyes trailed around your body you could see his jaw clench and the small tattoo on his neck move with it.

"Again. I didn't mean it in that way originally. But damn you do look good." He spoke softly as he bit his lip.

You scooted back and he teasingly scooted forward.

"Aww... Are you afraid of me?"

"Not a chance." You sneered.

"Not even if I get this close?" He questioned.

Your noses were extremely close to touching and you could feel his breath fan on your face.

"N-nope."

Curse that goddamn stutter of yours.

"No? What about this then?"

He grabbed you waist and smashed your lips on his. His lips tasted like a cocktail of mint and cigarette smoke which, somehow made you more turned on.

"J-Jimin..."

"I'm sorry babe. I just couldn't resist. You look absolutely stunning." He breathed.

He pulled you even closer, moving your hair to the side and kissing down your jaw.

"What do you say, hun? We finish where we left off, hm?" He questioned, his tattooed hand sliding up and down your thigh.

"Mhm... We can't. We don't even have a place to-"

He lifted you off the concrete steps and sat you in the backseat of his jet black Camaro.

"Now we do." He chuckled, his lips going back to work on creating hickeys.

"S-stop someone might see us..." You whined.

He stuck his hand under your short black dress, rubbing your heat in slow circles.

"So? If they do, they may as well enjoy the show." Jimin stated.

"Mhm... Fuck."

"You're already so wet baby...do you want daddy to fuck you in public like this?" He growled.

All you could do was whine in response.

He crashed his lips back into yours, his strong hands gripping both of your thighs, pushing the short dress up even further.

"Red lace... Were you looking to get fucked? Bad girl." He scolded, pushing the fabric to the side.

His fingers inserted themselves inside you and you grabbed his biceps as you writhed in pleasure.

"J-jimin!!!" You moaned, your nails digging into his heavily inked arm.

"I have to stretch you out babe. Fuck... So tight." He mumbled.

He lowered his head and began eating you out giving you a new amazing feeling.

"Ahhh! Shit! I'm gonna cum!" You panted.

"Cum babygirl." He growled against your heat.

The vibrations on your clit sent you over the edge and he licked up every drop of your release.

"Damn you taste good." He said in a gravely voice.

He undid his jeans and pulled down his boxers, revealing his hard length.

Jimin smirked as your face contorted when he rubbed his member on your entrance.

"P-please Jimin...don't tease..."

He smirked only dipping the tip into your entrance.

"Aren't you a greedy one? Didn't you already cum?" He taunted.

"Mhmmm..." You bucked your hips but he simply held them down.

"You want it? Beg for it. Beg for my big cock to murder your pretty little pussy."

"Mhm...Fuck me Jimin please! I don't care if I can't walk just fuck me, I need you!" You screamed clawing into his back.

"That's what I like to hear princess."

He pushed himself all the way in, only waiting a few seconds before going at a fast pace.

"A-ah! J-Jimin!" You let out a strangled moan as he pounded into you.

You simply weren't conscious about how loud you sounded or where you were any more you just wanted pleasure and he was giving it to you.

"Fuck, you're so damn tight..." He growled, nails digging little crescents into your hips.

Jimin roughly lifted your leg over his shoulder to get better access making you both release a low moan.

"F-fuck fasterrrrr..."

"Turn around." He commanded.

You did so, and he now thrusted even rougher from behind.

"Ahhh! mhmmm! Fuck, more! I'm gonna cum!!!" You shouted.

"You're on the- fuck- pill right?" He asked.

You nodded, unable to speak anymore.

"I'm cumming!!!"

"Me too babygirl."

You screamed and he let out a deep groan as you both reached your high.

He gave a couple more slow thrusts before pulling out.

He licked you clean and slipped your underwear back on, placing a final kiss on your swollen lips.

"We should do this more often. And by that I mean, will you go out with me?" He asked.

You leaned forward and pulled him into a deep kiss again.

"Damn... So is that a yes?"

"Yes."

[sharonsgf]

7-11 alaska sprawled out in the back of sharons cop cruiser as sharon finger fucks her and tugs on her nipple rings and alaskas just whining like officer needlesssss go fasterrrrr :(

OH MAN

[everysongineverykey]

canada is literally expanding the waiting period between the first and second doses from two weeks to FOUR FUCKING MONTHS because of the questionable (in my opinion) theory that after that amount of time, one dose will be just as effective as two. obviously i’d love to only have to get one shot (i do not enjoy shots) but like. go fasterrrrr

hello it’s clyde

they just freaking shut down outdoor gathering here and asdfhjkldjnfkjkekjfjjr ugh sry so if ur hearing from me a lot it’s not because i don’t have a life (which i don’t but that’s not the point) it’s because i literally have nothing to do

hehe until next time amigo :)

An open letter to Canada:

Canada get ur shit together homeslice I’m tired of this. My good friend clyde has places to be and things to do and I want to fulfill my dreams of acting at Stratford and I can’t do that if you don’t pull your act together. C’mon, bro, clyde needs you and I need them. So get it going bro. That’s all.

You hit me up as MUCH as you want bro this is so fun :)

[blxrredracer-blog]

drink me, love me, break me, shag me, mourn me [knckoutt]

@knckoutt

Leave a “Break Me” in my ask, and I will write an angsty drabble about our characters.

“Knockout,” a sharp growl and he slashes his hand through the air. His field radiates layer upon layer of negativity- anger, frustration.

Hurt.

As quickly as it came the anger fades, leaving behind a mech exhausted beyond his years. Blurr sighs and the tension in his body leaves with the motion, revved engine dying down to a soft hum. His vice-grip on the edge of his bar loosens.

“I can’t keep playing games, you understand that?” he whispers, words tumbling nonstop from his mouth in his anxiety. “We keep just dancing around each other and it’s hurting me, and it’s hurting you, and don’t try to play it off because I know you and I can tell, and you and your conjunx keep fighting and I just can’t keep doing this anymore.”

He looks up, faceplates set into a grimace. “I’m tired Knockout. I- I can’t keep this up. I’m not cut out for this slag, I’m too fucked up to deal with it I just. I can’t.”

He holds his helm in his hands and vents heavily. “Just. Get out. Please.”

Leave a “Drink Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble about my character taking shots with yours.

The spiced mid-grade burns as he knocks it back in one go, a grimace taking over his faceplates for a brief instant before it’s brushed away. This is probably a bad idea, but he has extra mid-grade and the bar is closed for the evening and Knockout made the idea sound so appealing.

Speaking of- poor mech can’t hold his engex. Blurr, feeling pleasantly buzzed, looks over at an already swaying red speedster. He laughs, doesn’t bother to hide his usual snort, too warm and heavy to care at the moment. “You’re such a lightweight,” he teases, nudging Knockout in the side. The action nearly sends the other mech sprawling across the floor.

Blurr laughs himself right down beside him.

Leave a “Love Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a fluffy drabble about our characters.

He’s not overcharged, for once- neither of them are, and it’s as nice as it is surprising. In a good way, he supposes, at least, because he takes his time looking, for once. Wide blue optics roam over a pristine cherry-red frame in no small amount of appreciation, tracing along seams and vents with a sort of dreamy look that would be mortifying if spotted.

Of its own volition, Blurr’s hand drifts out and traces feather-light across the red mech’s jaw, a barely-there show of affection. Blurr freezes, but like everything else in his life he rolls with the punches, goes barrelling helm-over-pedes into this new thing.

An impulsive move follows. He grips his fellow racer’s chin firm and guides him across the bar into a kiss. It’s soft, tender, such a stark thing from their previous kisses that it sends Blurr’s processor’s spinning and his spark pulses as his field bellows out affection affection love before he retracts it.

He smiles once they part. It’s different, but not bad- far from it.

Leave a “Mourn Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character mourning your character’s death.

His bar seems... oddly empty, even when stuffed to the brim with customers. His body follows long-learned motions but his spark just isn’t in it. His words lack their quick luster, shoulders slumped and a sort of dim, dark look around his usually lustrous plating.

His autobot symbol is gray now. No one asks him about it. He’s grateful, choosing to keep his emotions to himself and mourn in private. He’ll move on. He always does. He has to.

But that doesn’t stop it from hurting.

Leave a “Shag Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a dirty drabble about our characters.

It’s slow. Blurr hates slow. It’s hardwired into his nature, a violent need-for-speed that controls his thoughts, his actions, his voice.

So naturally Knockout has to frag him as slow as possible.

Blurr rests his helm against the berth, pressing his faceplates into the soft material in a fruitless attempt to muffle his sobs. Knockout’s spike drags tortuously slow, in and out, lighting up all his nodes one by one at a pace that sends an agonizing ache straight to his spark. Blurr gasps and his fingers twist into the berth and he muffles a moan but Knockout denies him, grabs hard onto his neck and lifts his helm.

“Not so fast,” Knockout hums, and Blurr bristles at the pun. “I wanna hear you. Maybe if you moan and beg pretty enough, I’ll give you what you want, hm?”

Blurr snarls and gasps as a hard thrust sends him forward and rattles him to his core. His answering moan cracks as his vocalizer glitches under the excess charge sparking from his trembling frame. He can’t think, can’t- it’s too slow, too too damn slow.

“Please please please Knockout faster please go fasterrrrr-”

Knockout decided then to show him some mercy. His cries echo in his berthroom, loud and unbidden as he’s absolutely ravaged.

[geek-fashionista]

I ADORE La La Land. I saw it with my best friend and we were the only people in the theater (it was like 10 or 11 at night on a Wednesday) and it was fantastic. I BAWLED MY EYES OUT FOR 7 STRAIGHT MINUTES AT THE END. IT WAS AWESOME.

I saw it again the night before it left theaters. It was hilarious because we only had ten minutes until the final showing and Dad was like “let’s do it” so we got dressed in a hurry and drove across town. Made it just before the opening number!

After the movie:

Mom: WHY DID YOU MAKE ME WATCH THATMe: HOLY CRAP NIANTIC JUST DROPPED GEN 2 AND I USED UP ALL MY DATA THIS MONTHMom: YOU KNOW I HATE MOVIES WITH SAD ENDINGSMe: GEN 2 GEN 2 GEN 2 GEN 2Mom: I’M GOING TO CRYMe: SAMEMom: AND REWRITE THE ENDINGMe: That’s called fan fiction, Mom. That’s what I do.Mom: Oh really?Me: *running in circles in the theater hall* WHY WON’T THIS UPDATE LOAD ANY FASTERRRRR

We had nice discussions about the movie over dinner (and my suffering). Mom was still mad though. XD

[triageatborealis]

there's a nagging fear im making this way too constructive, and there will be little to no room for audience interaction, but I'm also planning bits out where they're supposed to interact... so yay for conflicting feelings

[hopkei]

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[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

I want to know how you decide what to cut your hair like and how you decided what you wanted to go to school for. (Sorry I’m weird.)

Hmmm well I'm kind of a risk taker? I usually kept my hair long and layered but since it was really damaged for like four consecutive bleachings I just went full on shrug-emoji and cut it short for the first time since I was 5 and honestly? I didn't really loved it but I'm glad I took the risk. Life is short and we should try stuff! Anyways I miss my long red hairrrr I want it to grow fasterrrrrWelllll...I always loved art and I draw since I can remember so I thought of doing something in the arts. An art major would take longer than a design major so I chose design with emphasis in fashion. (Jokes on me bc it took far longer than it should anyway because of.... a few personal matters) I do like fashion, but I really wanna work with art itself - be it comics or storyboarding, animation, videogames, character design... that's my jam.Not that it'll stop me from making a brand of women's clothes with decent, deep pockets deep enough to fit a kitten. But that's another story.(Thanks for the ask nonny, you're not weird at all!)